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Give by cardThe Mustard Relief Fund
Pure, unconditional condiment support.
Your mustard keeps the free stuff free: the podcast, the Free Consultations, and help for people who can't pay. Every bottle counts. Some count more than others, but I don't say which.
MemoRe: mustard
Every bottle, gratefully received.
Squeeze responsibly.
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Where it goes
Free for every guest, with a finished episode to keep.
A full hour, one on one, for anyone who asks.
Because good help shouldn't depend on a budget.
A small, symbolic amount. For morale.
The fine print
No. Any amount buys some mustard, scientifically speaking.
Deep gratitude, and the knowledge that someone, somewhere, got free help today. No strings, no services owed.
This is a mustard-only operation. I respect ketchup from a distance.